The title is meant to be sarcastic. My sister broken her elbow. Yes, you read that right, her elbow. she was standing in a pair of rollerskates and just fell over. Brilliant Isn't she? I have gone FLYING from horse-back and I have never broken anything. my little sister falls over and breaks her elbow...
as a joke she said it was a last ditch extreme effort to get out of practicing her violin.

As for me I now have to tutor her in math. And I recommend that if you are given the option, choose a flu shot over flumist. the stuff tastes disgusting.